Door Standers are ridiculous

Test: are you ridiculous?

Have you ever realized you forgot something while walking down the street? Or maybe you and a friend couldn't decide where to eat lunch. In either case, you stopped walking for a moment of reflection. Did you then stop in a doorway, on the left side of an elevator, or in the middle of a busy street?

Did you stand there while people tried and failed to get around you and coughed passive-aggressively? Might you even have said, "whoa, what's his problem?" when a harried-looking UPS delivery person or lady with babies shoved by you?

If you answered "yes" to two or more of the above questions, YOU, my friend, ARE RIDICULOUS.